Eat Me

I am a 22 year old student at California State University Long Beach (English Lit nerds, raise yo’ glasses! No, not the ones with a prescription in them, the ones with…oh, never mind) and I work one day a week pushing buttons at a well-known sporting goods store. I don’t know why I’m being so secretive, it’s not like anyone is going to read this-ok, ok, I work at Big 5! Are you happy now??!!! In my free time, I eat lunch, sometimes dressed like lunch. In other words, I have no qualifications to be writing a blog whatsoever, but read on, cause I’m freakin’ hilarious. What else? Oh yeah-I’m actually super super hot, but I’m going to pretend like I’m not because, let’s face it-pretty people aren’t funny. We don’t have to be.