Archive for June, 2010

Oh My God


Family wedding+sobriety+stuck in a room w/Grandma=HORROR. My cousin is getting married Labor Day weekend in Minneapolis. I was kind of looking forward to it (new dress, open bar, hurrah!) until my mother called me and asked if I wouldn’t mind sharing a room with my 92 year old grandmother. I love my Grandma, of course, […]



Just had my intake session with the new headshrinker. She seems nice, but kind of looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein (if you haven’t heard of her, look her up IMMEDIATELY). I actually almost cried during it, which would of course have been so humiliating I would never have gone back. I refuse to wipe my eyes […]

I just woke up from a dream in which I was running from table to table at a Las Vegas pool, licking the condensation off of everyone’s mojito glasses. I have an appointment with another shrink today. Hopefully this one can be a little more discreet when I shock her with my (edited) former self. […]

So, since I am more or less (more) a hot mess/crying in the street/self destructive/verbally abusive/generally unfun kind of drunk, I have decided to stop drinking. When I say “decided,” I really mean “forced,” after getting kicked out of my apartment for yet another embarrassing drunken episode. Instead of moping and being depressed about the […]