Archive for June, 2010

Oh My God

28Jun10

Family wedding+sobriety+stuck in a room w/Grandma=HORROR. My cousin is getting married Labor Day weekend in Minneapolis. I was kind of looking forward to it (new dress, open bar, hurrah!) until my mother called me and asked if I wouldn’t mind sharing a room with my 92 year old grandmother. I love my Grandma, of course, […]


Therapy

28Jun10

Just had my intake session with the new headshrinker. She seems nice, but kind of looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein (if you haven’t heard of her, look her up IMMEDIATELY). I actually almost cried during it, which would of course have been so humiliating I would never have gone back. I refuse to wipe my eyes […]


I just woke up from a dream in which I was running from table to table at a Las Vegas pool, licking the condensation off of everyone’s mojito glasses. I have an appointment with another shrink today. Hopefully this one can be a little more discreet when I shock her with my (edited) former self. […]


So, since I am more or less (more) a hot mess/crying in the street/self destructive/verbally abusive/generally unfun kind of drunk, I have decided to stop drinking. When I say “decided,” I really mean “forced,” after getting kicked out of my apartment for yet another embarrassing drunken episode. Instead of moping and being depressed about the […]